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kaijuborn:

HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN

30 days left

→ Pumpkins


"Every October, carved pumpkins peer out from porches and doorsteps all over the world. Gourd-like orange fruits inscribed with ghoulish faces and illuminated by candles are a sure sign of the Halloween season."

kaijuborn:

HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN

30 days left

Pumpkins
"Every October, carved pumpkins peer out from porches and doorsteps all over the world. Gourd-like orange fruits inscribed with ghoulish faces and illuminated by candles are a sure sign of the Halloween season."
ursulavernon:

thefutureisbroken:

doctorcakeray:

clevercheshire:

corseque:

smw006:

This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.

#fairy tales

So is this horse is planning to drown me? I no longer trust beautiful horses. 

I would go with this horse.

"Eric, don’t drown her. I shouldn’t have to add ‘please’ when its about not drowning my friends, dude."

Hello! I am 100% Real Horse! Not Kelpie, ha ha, nope, REAL HORSE. Don’t believe the Kelpie hype. That’s what THEY want you to believe. I have made a YouTube video about the Kelpie Conspiracy! Get on my back and I’ll take you to the comment section.

ursulavernon:

thefutureisbroken:

doctorcakeray:

clevercheshire:

corseque:

smw006:

This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.

So is this horse is planning to drown me? I no longer trust beautiful horses. 

I would go with this horse.

"Eric, don’t drown her. I shouldn’t have to add ‘please’ when its about not drowning my friends, dude."

Hello! I am 100% Real Horse! Not Kelpie, ha ha, nope, REAL HORSE. Don’t believe the Kelpie hype. That’s what THEY want you to believe. I have made a YouTube video about the Kelpie Conspiracy! Get on my back and I’ll take you to the comment section.

terecita:

31 WITCH MOVIES

to lead up to halloween here are all kinds of movies all about witchcraft. funny movies, sad movies, scary movies, vaguely historically inaccurate movies. movies that are not explicitly about witches (this isn’t a very large genre ok)

  1. häxan: witchcraft through the ages (1922)
  2. i married a witch (1942)
  3. black sunday (1960)
  4. horror hotel (1960)
  5. witchfinder general (1968)
  6. bedknobs and broomsticks (1971)
  7. the devils (1971)
  8. simon, king of the witches (1971)
  9. suspiria (1977)
  10. inferno (1980)
  11. return to oz (1985)
  12. the witches of eastwick (1987)
  13. kiki’s delivery service (1989)
  14. teen witch (1989)
  15. warlock (1989)
  16. the witches (1990)
  17. death becomes her (1992)
  18. hocus pocus (1993)
  19. the bride with white hair (1993)
  20. witch hunt (1994)
  21. lord of illusions (1995)
  22. the craft (1996)
  23. practical magic (1998)
  24. ginger snaps (2000)
  25. bewitched (2005)
  26. the woods (2006)
  27. solstice (2008)
  28. the house of the devil (2009)
  29. beautiful creatures (2013)
  30. hansel & gretel: witch hunters (2013)
  31. ek thi daayan (2013)
Tagged with: #halloween  

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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Tagged with: #oh my god  
This movie was fucking weird ok.

This movie was fucking weird ok.

THE MAGIC BEGINS - Day 25: Favourite class
H E R B O L O G Y

kaijuborn:

Updated for 2014!
Movies:
Nightmare before ChristmasCorpse brideThe Addams familyThe Addams family valueSweeny ToddScooby DooScooby Doo 2Monsters Inc.Monsters UniversityBeetlejuiceGhostbustersGhostbusters IIParaNormanFrankenweenieSleepy HollowIt’s the great pumpkin, Charlie BrownDark ShadowsCasperUnder wrapsDon’t look under the bedMad monster partyThe worst witchHalloweentownHalloweentown IIYoung FrankensteinClueGremlinsPractical magicThe Rocky Horror Picture ShowHaunted mansionLittle vampireLittle NickyCoralineHotel TransylvaniaHocus Pocus
Shows and Halloween specials:
Ruby GloomPhineas and Ferb 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 Simpsons 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25Lilo and StitchAmerican Dragon: Jake LongKim PossibleDanny PhantomThat’s so RavenUnfabulousLizzie McGuireThe Proud FamilyHey Arnold!Ned’s declassifiedZoey 101
Recipes:
Iced pumpkin cookiesMini pumpkin swirl cheesecakesPerfect pumpkin pieNo bake spiderweb cheesecakeOrange and black cupcakesSpiderweb tutorial for cupcakes, cookies and browniesButterbeerButterbeer cupcakesCauldron cakesChocolate fudge cake with ghost maringuesFrankenstein marshmallow popsNo bake pumpkin spice cookie ballsCaramel apple cinnamon rollsThe ultimate Halloween spooktacular roundupPumpkin mousseOrange pumpkin pancakesHalloween candy buffetDIY Halloween candyCandy applesHomemade cotton candy25 sweet and salty Halloween snacks15 easy Halloween dessert recipesCandy corn fruit cupsMonster doll cookiesSpooky sweets for HalloweenHalloween cuisineJello wormsPumpkin chocolate chip barsChocolate spidersBrain cupcakesSpiderweb cupcakesPumpkin and ginger cheesecakeHoney pumpkin pieButternut pumpkin piesBloody floatsScaredy crackersHalloween candy made easyPopcorn balls64 non candy snack ideasOoey gooey monster eye cookiesSpooky Halloween spiritsGhoulishly Glowing cupcakesFrightful fruit kebabsPoison toffee apples
Playlists:
RocktoberDevil’s swingCome little childrenUp after midnightDid you hear that?ManhuntBilly where are you, Billy? Is that you?EVERYBODY SCREAM!The chillsCreepy songsSpooky tunesDouble, double, toil & trubbleDance around the fireIndie horrorNoctuaryCarnival cabaretIt’s too quietHalloween fanmix vol. 1Halloween fanmix vol. 2WitchesLight the torchesThrillerConversations with ghostsBad moon rising
Decorations & costumes:
DIY pumpkin candlesIndoors Halloween decoration30 DIY decorations for HalloweenCanning jar lid pumpkinDecorating with autumn leavesCheap Halloween decorationsBest Halloween decorationsHalloween crafts for kidsQuick and inexpensive Halloween decorationsLast minute skeleton costumesLast minute Wednesday Addams costumeSilent film stars costumesUmbrella bat costumeQuick costumes for kids60 fall decorating ideasFancy napkin decor11 enchanting Halloween decorating ideasNo carve pumpkin decoratingHaunting homemade Halloween decorationsDIY Halloween decorationsHomemade Halloween decorationsHow to make styrofoam tombstones40 easy to make Halloween decorsOrigami batsSpooky jars80s makeup tutorialEasy DIY Halloween costume ideasSparkly mermaid makeup tutorialLioness makeup tutorialCorpse paint tutorialCartoon lips1920s flapper lookEasy Halloween craftsSpider Queen makeup tutorialSally (Nightmare before Christmas) makeup tutorialSkull makeup tutorial

kaijuborn:

Updated for 2014!

Movies:

Nightmare before Christmas
Corpse bride
The Addams family
The Addams family value
Sweeny Todd
Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo 2
Monsters Inc.
Monsters University
Beetlejuice
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters II
ParaNorman
Frankenweenie
Sleepy Hollow
It’s the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Dark Shadows
Casper
Under wraps
Don’t look under the bed
Mad monster party
The worst witch
Halloweentown
Halloweentown II
Young Frankenstein
Clue
Gremlins
Practical magic
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Haunted mansion
Little vampire
Little Nicky
Coraline
Hotel Transylvania
Hocus Pocus

Shows and Halloween specials:

Ruby Gloom
Phineas and Ferb 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 
Simpsons 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25
Lilo and Stitch
American Dragon: Jake Long
Kim Possible
Danny Phantom
That’s so Raven
Unfabulous
Lizzie McGuire
The Proud Family
Hey Arnold!
Ned’s declassified
Zoey 101

Recipes:

Iced pumpkin cookies
Mini pumpkin swirl cheesecakes
Perfect pumpkin pie
No bake spiderweb cheesecake
Orange and black cupcakes
Spiderweb tutorial for cupcakes, cookies and brownies
Butterbeer
Butterbeer cupcakes
Cauldron cakes
Chocolate fudge cake with ghost maringues
Frankenstein marshmallow pops
No bake pumpkin spice cookie balls
Caramel apple cinnamon rolls
The ultimate Halloween spooktacular roundup
Pumpkin mousse
Orange pumpkin pancakes
Halloween candy buffet
DIY Halloween candy
Candy apples
Homemade cotton candy
25 sweet and salty Halloween snacks
15 easy Halloween dessert recipes
Candy corn fruit cups
Monster doll cookies
Spooky sweets for Halloween
Halloween cuisine
Jello worms
Pumpkin chocolate chip bars
Chocolate spiders
Brain cupcakes
Spiderweb cupcakes
Pumpkin and ginger cheesecake
Honey pumpkin pie
Butternut pumpkin pies
Bloody floats
Scaredy crackers
Halloween candy made easy
Popcorn balls
64 non candy snack ideas
Ooey gooey monster eye cookies
Spooky Halloween spirits
Ghoulishly Glowing cupcakes
Frightful fruit kebabs
Poison toffee apples

Playlists:

Rocktober
Devil’s swing
Come little children
Up after midnight
Did you hear that?
Manhunt
Billy where are you, Billy? Is that you?
EVERYBODY SCREAM!
The chills
Creepy songs
Spooky tunes
Double, double, toil & trubble
Dance around the fire
Indie horror
Noctuary
Carnival cabaret
It’s too quiet
Halloween fanmix vol. 1
Halloween fanmix vol. 2
Witches
Light the torches
Thriller
Conversations with ghosts
Bad moon rising

Decorations & costumes:

DIY pumpkin candles
Indoors Halloween decoration
30 DIY decorations for Halloween
Canning jar lid pumpkin
Decorating with autumn leaves
Cheap Halloween decorations
Best Halloween decorations
Halloween crafts for kids
Quick and inexpensive Halloween decorations
Last minute skeleton costumes
Last minute Wednesday Addams costume
Silent film stars costumes
Umbrella bat costume
Quick costumes for kids
60 fall decorating ideas
Fancy napkin decor
11 enchanting Halloween decorating ideas
No carve pumpkin decorating
Haunting homemade Halloween decorations
DIY Halloween decorations
Homemade Halloween decorations
How to make styrofoam tombstones
40 easy to make Halloween decors
Origami bats
Spooky jars
80s makeup tutorial
Easy DIY Halloween costume ideas
Sparkly mermaid makeup tutorial
Lioness makeup tutorial
Corpse paint tutorial
Cartoon lips
1920s flapper look
Easy Halloween crafts
Spider Queen makeup tutorial
Sally (Nightmare before Christmas) makeup tutorial
Skull makeup tutorial

Tagged with: #halloween  

kaywinnetmeimei:

bunnybennett:

In case you missed my casual comment at the Steamposium panel, I have a children’s book coming out soon of my own.

And yes, it totally stars this guy:
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JESSSSSIIIIIIII

GET IT FOR MEEEEEE

PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEE

Oh. My god. Joyah. How about we finish your cosplay first?

  • Artist: the new division
  • Track: Opium

click to play

otterbelle:

royallywarped:

itsraininbritishmen:

ishipthat:

shanwaters:

archiescrush:

queersublimeoutcast:

burrenbari:

fadeintocase:

helioscentrifuge:

Hey. Don’t just scroll past. Come back and watch this. You need it more than you know.

holy shit.

the time out of your day to watch this will not be wasted, I assure you.

By about the 2:00 I was sobbing.

I scrolled halfway past and then thought “okay i’ll see what it’s about”

Definitely the correct choice. Watch it.

They. Were. Wrong.

oh god the actual tears on my face

THEY. WERE.

 W R O N G.

I’m in tears…

Every time I watch this video, I’m in tears.

Tagged with: #personal  

johnrezas:

Permission granted…

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

br0k3n-dreamland:

LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK
cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :))google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.
FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIESThe AvengersIron ManIron Man 2Iron Man 3ThorThor: The Dark WorldCaptain America: The First AvengerHulkThe Incredible HulkFantastic FourFantastic Four: Rise of the Silver SurferX-MenX2X-Men: The Last StandX-Men Origins: WolverineX-Men: First ClassThe WolverineBladeBlade IIBlade: TrinitySpider-ManSpider-Man 2Spider-Man 3The Amazing Spider-ManThe Amazing Spider-Man 2DaredevilElektraThe PunisherPunisher: War ZoneMan-ThingGhost RiderGhost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
FUGGIN BAT DUDE
batman beginsthe dark knightthe dark knight rises
KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES
 Snow White and the Seven DwarvesFantasiaPinocchio DumboThe Reluctant DragonBambi Saludos Amigos Victory Through Air Power The Three Caballeros Make Mine Music Song of the SouthFun and Fancy FreeMelody TimeThe Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. ToadCinderella Alice in Wonderland Peter Pan20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Lady and the Tramp Old Yeller Darby O’Gill and the Little People Sleeping Beauty Swiss Family Robinson 101 DalmatiansThe Sword in the Stone 
Mary Poppins That Darn Cat The Jungle BookThe Love Bug The Aristocats Bedknobs and Broomsticks The Million Dollar Duck Robin HoodHerbie Rides Again Pete’s Dragon The Many Adventures of Winnie the PoohThe RescuersThe Fox and the HoundA Disney Christmas Gift The Black CauldronThe Great Mouse Detective Oliver & Company Who Framed Roger Rabbit The Little Mermaid Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp The Rescuers Down Under Beauty and the BeastThe Nightmare Before ChristmasAladdin -The Return of Jafar AladdinThe Lion King A Goofy MoviePocahontas Toy StoryAladdin and the King of Thieves James and the Giant Peach The Hunchback of Notre Dame Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted ChristmasHercules Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure A Bug’s LifeBelle’s Magical WorldMulanPocahontas II - Journey to a New WorldThe Lion King 2 - Simba’s PrideMickey’s Once Upon A ChristmasTarzan Toy Story 2Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of GivingAn Extremely Goofy Movie Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure BeginsDinosaur Fantasia 2000The Emperor’s New GrooveThe Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea The Tigger MovieAtlantis The Lost EmpireLady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s AdventureMickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse Monsters, Inc. Cinderella II - Dreams Come TrueLilo And Stitch Mickey’s House of Mouse - The VillainsReturn to Never LandTarzan & JaneThe Hunchback of Notre Dame IITreasure PlanetWinnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return Brother Bear Finding Nemo Kim Possible - A Stitch In TimePiglet’s Big Movie Stitch! The Movie The Jungle Book 2 Home On The RangeKim Possible - The Villain Files Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas The Incredibles The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna MatataWinnie the Pooh - Springtime With RooChicken LittleDisney’s Christmas FavouritesKim Possible - So The DramaKronk’s New GrooveLilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch Pooh’s Heffalump Movie Tarzan II Bambi II Brother Bear 2 Cars Leroy & StitchThe Fox and the Hound 2 Cinderella III - A Twist in TimeDisney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your DreamsEnchanted Meet The Robinsons RatatouilleBoltThe Little Mermaid - Ariel’s BeginningTinker Bell Wall-ETinkerbell and the lost treasurePrincess and the FrogUpTangledTinker bell and the Great Fairy RescueToy Story 3Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimensionWinnie the PoohCars 2Mars needs momsFrankenweenieWreck-it RalphBraveTinkerbell Secret of the wingsPlanesMonsters UniversityFrozen
SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES
Toy Story Toy Story 2 Toy Story 3 A Bug’s Life Monsters, Inc.Finding Nemo The Incredibles Cars Cars 2 Ratatouille WALL-EUp Brave 
PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s ChestPirates of the Caribbean: At World’s EndPirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two 
LORD OF THE RINGSSSS
lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ringlord of the rings: the two towerslord of the rings: the return of the king
THE HOBBIT HELL YEA
The hobbit: an unexpected journeythe hobbit: the desolation of smaug
THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES
the hunger gamesthe hunger games: catching fire
POKEMON IS COOL TOO
SeriesMewtwo Strikes BackThe Power of One - LugiaSpell of the Unknown - EnteiVoice of the Forest - CelebiHeroes - Latios and LatiasWishmaker - JirachiDestiny - DeoxysLucario and the Mystery of MewRanger and the Temple of the SeaRise of DarkraiGiratina and the Sky WarriorArceus and the Jewel of LifeZoroark Master of IllusionsBlack - Victini and ReshiramWhite - Victini and ZekromKyurem vs. The Sword of JusticeGenesect and the Legend Awakened
SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP
white chicks21 jump streetfreaky fridaythe hot chickjust go with itpitch perfectthe parent trapshe’s the manmean girlsthe gooniesdue dateyou againeasy adate nightwedding crasherssuperbadbridemaidswithout a paddleJunoWithout A PaddleWhip ItAdventure LandFriends With BenefitsProject XSex DriveMean Girls17 AgainAlice In Wonderland (Remake)This Is The EndWedding CrashersIt’s Kind Of A Funny StoryTropic ThunderRoll ModelsEvan AlmightyThe Breakfast Club
TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)
the nightmare before christmassleepy hollowbig fishalice in wonderlandfrankenweeniebeetlejuiceedward scissorhandscharlie and the chocolate factorydark shadows 
LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES
Critters 3 (1991)This Boy’s Life (1993)What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)The Basketball Diaries (1995)Total Eclipse (1995)Romeo + Juliet (1996)Marvin’s Room (1996)Titanic (1997)The Man In The Iron Mask (1998)The Beach (2000)Gangs Of New York (2002)Catch Me If You Can (2002)The Aviator (2004)The Departed (2006)Blood Diamond (2006)Body Of Lies (2008)Revolutionary Road (2008)Shutter Island (2010)Inception (2010)J. Edgar (2011)Django Unchained (2012)The Great Gatsby (2013)The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT
Lord of the Flies (1990)Cry-baby (1990)Pretty Woman (1990)My Girl (1991)The Addams Family (1991)Poison Ivy (1992)Wayne’s World (1992)The Crush (1993)The Sandlot (1993)Dazed and Confused (1993)Pulp Fiction (1994)Clueless (1995)Empire Records (1995)Kids (1995)Foxfire (1996)The Craft (1996)Space Jam (1996)I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)Chasing Amy (1997)Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)There’s Something About Mary (1998)Jawbreaker (1999)Cruel Intentions (1999)Drive Me Crazy (1999)10 Things I Hate About You (1999)American Pie (1999)The Virgin Suicides (1999)She’s All That (1999)American Beauty (1999)Girl Interrupted (1999)
SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)
the purge the grudge the grudge 2 the grudge 3 the lost boys insidious insidious chapter 2 one missed call paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 carrie (1976)carrie (2013)the conjuring Don’t be Afraid of the DarkThe OmenSinisterThe Hole
SHREK?
ShrekShrek 2Shrek the ThirdShrek Forever After
STAR WARSSSS
Episode I: The Phantom MenaceEpisode II: Attack of the ClonesEpisode III: Revenge of the SithEpisode IV: A New HopeEpisode V: The Empire Strikes BackEpisode VI: Return of the Jedi
SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS
Attack on TitanBlack ButlerD.Gray-manFree! - Iwatobi Swim ClubFullmetal AlchemistFullmetal Alchemist BrotherhoodFruits BasketNarutoNaruto ShippudenOuran High School Host ClubSoul Eater
MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS 
The OfficeSuburgatoryPuberty BluesBreaking BadSouth ParkWorkaholicsAdventure TimeSpongebob Squarepants The Big Bang TheoryThe Walking DeadParks and Recreation Freaks And GeeksModern FamilyIt’s Always Sunny In PhiladelphiaAvatar: The Last AirbenderAmerican Horror StorSupernaturalFamily GuyAmerican Dad!Bob’s BurgersFuturama2 Broke GirlsArrested DevelopmentBeavis and ButtheadCommunityDariaDoctor WhoGame Of ThronesHow I Met Your MotheriCarlyJa’mie: Private School GirlJersey ShoreKath and KimKeeping Up With The KardashiansKing Of The HillLizzie McGuireMalcolm In The MiddleRaising HopeRegular Showhannibalsherlock
ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS

br0k3n-dreamland:

LISTEN UP FUCKERS HERE’S A BUTT LOAD OF THINGS TO WATCH WHEN YOU ARE SICK

cold: get tissues, drink lots of water, get some cough lollies, oranges help too, get hot drinks, take a warm shower and have lots of rest :3
vomit sick: gross.. jk jk, try not to eat foods that make you feel sick, keep a bucket by you and drink water :)) also try some medicine :))
google it if you feel a different type of sick bc im not a doctor .-.

FUCKING SICK AS MARVEL MOVIES
The Avengers
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Thor
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The First Avenger
Hulk
The Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
X-Men
X2
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: First Class
The Wolverine
Blade
Blade II
Blade: Trinity
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Daredevil
Elektra
The Punisher
Punisher: War Zone
Man-Thing
Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

FUGGIN BAT DUDE

batman begins
the dark knight
the dark knight rises

KICK ASS DISNEY MOVIES

 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Fantasia
Pinocchio 
Dumbo
The Reluctant Dragon
Bambi 
Saludos Amigos 
Victory Through Air Power 
The Three Caballeros 
Make Mine Music 
Song of the South
Fun and Fancy Free
Melody Time
The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Cinderella 
Alice in Wonderland 
Peter Pan
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 
Lady and the Tramp 
Old Yeller 
Darby O’Gill and the Little People 
Sleeping Beauty 
Swiss Family Robinson 
101 Dalmatians
The Sword in the Stone 

Mary Poppins 
That Darn Cat 
The Jungle Book
The Love Bug 
The Aristocats 
Bedknobs and Broomsticks 
The Million Dollar Duck 
Robin Hood
Herbie Rides Again 
Pete’s Dragon 
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Rescuers
The Fox and the Hound
A Disney Christmas Gift 
The Black Cauldron
The Great Mouse Detective 
Oliver & Company 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 
The Little Mermaid 
Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 
The Rescuers Down Under 
Beauty and the Beast
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Aladdin -The Return of Jafar 
Aladdin
The Lion King 
A Goofy Movie
Pocahontas 
Toy Story
Aladdin and the King of Thieves 
James and the Giant Peach 
The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas
Hercules 
Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure 
A Bug’s Life
Belle’s Magical World
Mulan
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World
The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride
Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas
Tarzan 
Toy Story 2
Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving
An Extremely Goofy Movie 
Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
Dinosaur 
Fantasia 2000
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea 
The Tigger Movie
Atlantis The Lost Empire
Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure
Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse 
Monsters, Inc. 
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True
Lilo And Stitch 
Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains
Return to Never Land
Tarzan & Jane
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
Treasure Planet
Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 
101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure 
Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return 
Brother Bear 
Finding Nemo 
Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
Piglet’s Big Movie 
Stitch! The Movie 
The Jungle Book 2 
Home On The Range
Kim Possible - The Villain Files 
Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers 
Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas 
The Incredibles 
The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata
Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo
Chicken Little
Disney’s Christmas Favourites
Kim Possible - So The Drama
Kronk’s New Groove
Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch 
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 
Tarzan II 
Bambi II 
Brother Bear 2 
Cars 
Leroy & Stitch
The Fox and the Hound 2 
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
Enchanted 
Meet The Robinsons 
Ratatouille
Bolt
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning
Tinker Bell 
Wall-E
Tinkerbell and the lost treasure
Princess and the Frog
Up
Tangled
Tinker bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Toy Story 3
Phineas and Ferb: across the 2nd dimension
Winnie the Pooh
Cars 2
Mars needs moms
Frankenweenie
Wreck-it Ralph
Brave
Tinkerbell Secret of the wings
Planes
Monsters University
Frozen

SOME SICK AS PIXAR MOVIES

Toy Story 
Toy Story 2 
Toy Story 3 
A Bug’s Life 
Monsters, Inc.
Finding Nemo 
The Incredibles 
Cars 
Cars 2 
Ratatouille 
WALL-E
Up 
Brave 

PIRATES OF THE FRICKING CARIBBEAN

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black PearlPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two 

LORD OF THE RINGSSSS

lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring
lord of the rings: the two towers
lord of the rings: the return of the king

THE HOBBIT HELL YEA

The hobbit: an unexpected journey
the hobbit: the desolation of smaug

THE FUGGIN’ HUNGER GAMES

the hunger games
the hunger games: catching fire

POKEMON IS COOL TOO

Series
Mewtwo Strikes Back
The Power of One - Lugia
Spell of the Unknown - Entei
Voice of the Forest - Celebi
Heroes - Latios and Latias
Wishmaker - Jirachi
Destiny - Deoxys
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Rise of Darkrai
Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Zoroark Master of Illusions
Black - Victini and Reshiram
White - Victini and Zekrom
Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice
Genesect and the Legend Awakened

SOME FUNNY MOVIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LESS CRAP

white chicks
21 jump street
freaky friday
the hot chick
just go with it
pitch perfect
the parent trap
she’s the man
mean girls
the goonies
due date
you again
easy a
date night
wedding crashers
superbad
bridemaids
without a paddle
Juno
Without A Paddle
Whip It
Adventure Land
Friends With Benefits
Project X
Sex Drive
Mean Girls
17 Again
Alice In Wonderland (Remake)
This Is The End
Wedding Crashers
It’s Kind Of A Funny Story
Tropic Thunder
Roll Models
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club

TIM BURTON (bc he’s almost as sick as you lmao)

the nightmare before christmas
sleepy hollow
big fish
alice in wonderland
frankenweenie
beetlejuice
edward scissorhands
charlie and the chocolate factory
dark shadows 

LEONARDO DICAPRIO MOVIES

Critters 3 (1991)
This Boy’s Life (1993)
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
The Basketball Diaries (1995)
Total Eclipse (1995)
Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Marvin’s Room (1996)
Titanic (1997)
The Man In The Iron Mask (1998)
The Beach (2000)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
The Aviator (2004)
The Departed (2006)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Body Of Lies (2008)
Revolutionary Road (2008)
Shutter Island (2010)
Inception (2010)
J. Edgar (2011)
Django Unchained (2012)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

90s MOVIES BC WHY THE FRICK NOT

Lord of the Flies (1990)
Cry-baby (1990)
Pretty Woman (1990)
My Girl (1991)
The Addams Family (1991)
Poison Ivy (1992)
Wayne’s World (1992)
The Crush (1993)
The Sandlot (1993)
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Clueless (1995)
Empire Records (1995)
Kids (1995)
Foxfire (1996)
The Craft (1996)
Space Jam (1996)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Jawbreaker (1999)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Drive Me Crazy (1999)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
American Pie (1999)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
She’s All That (1999)
American Beauty (1999)
Girl Interrupted (1999)

SCARY MOVIES (ooh spooky)

the purge 
the grudge 
the grudge 2 
the grudge 3 
the lost boys 
insidious 
insidious chapter 2 
one missed call 
paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 
carrie (1976)
carrie (2013)
the conjuring 
Don’t be Afraid of the Dark
The Omen
Sinister
The Hole

SHREK?

Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek the Third
Shrek Forever After

STAR WARSSSS

Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Episode IV: A New Hope
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

SOME GR8 ANIME FOR YOU FUCKERS

Attack on Titan
Black Butler
D.Gray-man
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Fruits Basket
Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater

MOTHER HECKIN’ TV SHOWS 

The Office
Suburgatory
Puberty Blues
Breaking Bad
South Park
Workaholics
Adventure Time
Spongebob Squarepants 
The Big Bang Theory
The Walking Dead
Parks and Recreation 
Freaks And Geeks
Modern Family
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Avatar: The Last Airbender
American Horror Stor
Supernatural
Family Guy
American Dad!
Bob’s Burgers
Futurama
2 Broke Girls
Arrested Development
Beavis and Butthead
Community
Daria
Doctor Who
Game Of Thrones
How I Met Your Mother
iCarly
Ja’mie: Private School Girl
Jersey Shore
Kath and Kim
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
King Of The Hill
Lizzie McGuire
Malcolm In The Middle
Raising Hope
Regular Show
hannibal
sherlock

ENJOY YOU LIL SHITS