Uh, the reason this happens is because we aren’t equipped to deal with it.Because apparently, no one has heard of snow chains and RELIABLE street plows past the Maison-Dixon line.
calm your tits. This is actually really funny and almost painfully accurate. I moved down ‘South’ from Connecticut…I want to say eight years…ago. I was used to putting chains on tires, jumping into snow drifts that reached my chest, being snowed in for a few days, losing power for a few more days. All that awesome bullshit that comes with the majestic frozen flakes we call snow. Snow IS dangerous. And when you live in a state that is most known for having WARM weather. Where it RAINS instead of snows, yeah, they freak the fuck out. They close school for a silly little thing we like to call a ‘flurry’. BECAUSE SOUTHERNERS REALLY DON’T KNOW HOW OT DRIVE IN THIS SHIT. Guys. Seriously. They run around like the world is ending and it’s funny as fuck because they like buy out all the milk in WalMart and I’ve seen a few people put blankets over their car like that’s going to make the machine feel better as if it had feelings. But they do it because they really aren’t equipped to handle it.
And they aren’t properly equipped with ‘reliable’ snow plows or chains for the tires because guess what; IT DOESN’T AND ISN’T SUPPOSED TO FUCKING SNOW DOWN HERE.
Don’t be an ass. If I can laugh at the fact that Southerner’s kind of really suck sometimes, you can too.
so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible